Hey, man. My name is Pat. I’m not sure what the proper phrasing is, but this is a “long time listener, first time caller” situation. You coined yourself as the “Best Thing You’ve Never Heard Of” back when I started consuming your content a few years back, but I heard you — loud and clear.
Your monthly turnover of TV shows and movies let’s me enjoy high quality video streaming with minimal commercial interruptions. Best of all, your love don’t cost a thing. In a video streaming world filled with in-your-face giants like Netflix and Hulu, you give me hope — hope that there will always be something fresh and new, yet consistently familiar with my tastes. You’re a wallflower and you get me.
Seinfeld, for instance, is my all time favorite TV show. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to watch Jerry get caught picking his nose — even though IT WAS JUST A SCRATCH – this past month. It may be the 50th time I’ve scene that clip, but it still brought the same laughter and happiness into my life. Your monthly movie selection never disappoints either. With comedy classics like Step Brothers, Pineapple Express and Big Daddy, you keep me coming back for more every first of the month.
Maybe I’m moving too fast and should pace myself but when you make it so easy to consume that sweet sweet content, I just can’t control myself. The bromance we have is unsurpassable. From me, and all of the gentlemen in my office, thank you.
Can’t wait for next month. As you would say, “It’s On.” Classic you.